“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” —Mark Twain
I think anyone who has been in the installation end of the auto glass business for at least 10 years hears their bodies saying it does matter—a lot. Over cold beers (or warm milk for others), it is not uncommon for glass techs to share war wounds and to play the “What Hurts” game, which is the medical version of “Can You Top This?”
In many cases, you do not need a course in Human Anatomy to participate. Oftentimes, just pointing a crooked finger to the affected body part is often enough to validate to others just what area has chronic pain. The harder part is to have the other players turn their heads enough to view your choice for acclamation. Many older techs rely on a pain management system. For some the drug of choice may be Aleve. For others, it may be Budweiser, Coors or Jack Daniels.
Simply put, installing auto glass takes a toll on the body over time. Anyone who says otherwise is probably a district manager or higher up the corporate food chain where memory failure, ignorance or indifference prevails.
The more glass you’ve installed, generally speaking, the more it hurts. It could be your fingers, your back, the elbows, shoulders or your neck. Words that we all have used to describe our various physical conditions are: cramp, crick, laceration, pang, spasm, soreness, throb and twitch. Those are just some of the gentle ones that can be applied.
Let me take the time to remind those young techs who are pumping out the numbers day after day. Invulnerability ended with Superman. You will wear out.
First Point of Proof: Many of the “old geezers” cut their teeth doing rubber-set cars, trucks and vans. They were easy. Today’s vehicles require much more physical exertion. If we walk and move like a tin man in monsoon season now, how will today’s pups be moving after putting in three decades of installs?
Second Point of Proof: Can you say “repetitive injury?” How many cold knife pulls does a tech do in a day? Let’s count the minutes in an hour; you have a power glass removal tool vibrating in your hands. Tired of using your head as a support mechanism?
Third Point of Proof: Pay plans have become more production-oriented and installation numbers have become the yardstick for success. More pressure exists to install more units per day, per week, per year.
We are gladiators of sorts. We go to battle every day in a way and it’s impossible to escape the collective dings and dents that we inflict upon ourselves. What we do is physical. We pull, lift, plunge, lean, bump and carry. Over time it takes a toll on our bodies and no one escapes.
Retired NFL running back Eric Dickerson used to be chided for wearing every available piece of protective equipment and yet he was not spared the physical ravages of playing professional football. How many of us even wear sun block to protect against skin cancer?
Windshields have gotten bigger and heavier with more awkward sets than ever before. Some auto manufacturers seem to be testing the limits of minimal urethane application along with raw-edge designs that defy a carefree attitude of removal for many techs. Gone are the days of push-out VW bugs or Chevy pick-up lites. If a tech doesn’t miss those good old days, he must be too young or just suffering from vapor-induced dementia.
That’s another issue—chemical exposure—that we didn’t necessarily face years ago to the extent that techs do today. Primers, cleaners and in fact the urethane itself aren’t materials touted as being risk-free. I guess someday there will be a study made to be filed away that will at least verify or discount the fact that what we breathe in or make contact with, in the nature of our business presents a serious long-term health hazard. From this cynical perspective, that outcome will depend on whom or what company funded the study.
What’s more annoying—a neck that only has a 20 percent range of motion or a non-functioning liver? A set of hands that can hold but no longer can play a guitar, or a fragile back that can’t pick up or hold a baby? These are realities for techs that put in decades of time in our trade. To paraphrase a famous aphorism, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. It just makes you ache a wee bit more.
