There is a contest out there to name one’s favorite auto glass tool. I’ve thought about entering it. I have my Equalizer that I’ve owned since its introduction. I look at my collection of color-coded cold knives with their different length blades and wonder if I could do without these any day of my career. My pair of Wood’s suction cups make it possible to set glass.
All of these devices have helped me immensely. I do, however, believe that the best thing that I have carried with me for most of my 26 years of being in the auto glass business is having a companion dog in my truck. I know they don’t come OSHA-approved, but I don’t care.
I have had three dogs that have ridden shotgun in my truck during my tenure. I highly recommend the practice.
None of them were ever certified in installation practices. They all have been vaccinated, however, and they seemed to be well versed in psychology.
This all started by fate in 1985. I was driving along a back road and spotted some tall weeds quivering unnaturally. I saw something alive that was black but until I stopped could not tell it was an injured dog. I can’t tell you why I hauled him into the bed of my truck and took him to my vet, but I did. Somebody had beaten this Labrador badly and either the dog had run away or was abandoned.
I will profess a fondness for pooches. My family had eight dogs already, at the time, most of them Shitzous that were being shown at dog shows. When the vet released this Black Lab to me a few days later, this poor dog became attached to me instantly—probably due to the fact that I fed him and protected him from the constant annoyance by the unrelenting pack mentality of the smaller dogs who would just nip at his lower accessible parts. If you ever heard the term, “Wither thou goes,” well, he would. I named him “Zeus” and hence became part of my motley crew.
Due to the behavior of the smaller dogs, I decided to take Zeus to work with me. I never before mixed work with dogs.
Now, I have commuted to the “Big City” ever since I have been in business. At that time, I lived 60 miles one-way. Zeus loved every minute of driving. If I left the cab, he’d move over to the wheel. During summer, his big square head was parked in front of an A/C vent or out the window. When he laid down, my right leg usually became his pillow. The only downside of Lab ownership is its propensity of shedding. The amount of coat that found its way into the nooks and crannies of my install trucks was prodigious.
Every one of my customers who stepped into my shop was greeted by him as he performed his version of what a TSA employee is supposed to do. During mobiles, he learned to bring me certain tools on command. His name was known far more than mine was within the dealership community. I had techs and service personnel bringing treats for him. He lived five years longer and I could fill this space full with anecdotes of the very best dog I ever owned.
His demise made a low time in my life even darker—I had a divorce, was staying with friends and soon closed my shop. I stayed without a dog for about two years. I had a friend call me about a black Lab returned to a breeder and memories made me bring him home. Bogey had huge shoes to fill.
Bogey would never exactly be known as the smartest dog in the pack, but he was the most lovable. His entire universe centered about eating and he could identify any person or client that had ever fed him with treats by his or her shoes. He would lie down and his tail would start to wag if he saw a pair of shoes underneath parked cars approaching my truck that he recognized. Whereas Zeus had been my dog, Bogey belonged to the world (as long as you had food).
Bogey is still alive. He has grown stone-deaf and his vision at age 14 is dimming. This dog had the uncanny ability to find the worst spot possible to lie down especially when it came to cars. When I bought my latest work truck, I made the decision to keep him home due to the much smaller size of the cab and (you guessed it) its ability to fill faster with dog hair. Bogey’s reduced athleticism had something to do with it as well. The last thing I wanted to stress was those aging hips and knees.
I have come full-circle with my third. Last year I “acquired” another mascot of sorts. A one-year-old male shitzou was found while playing golf. His name? Mr. Peabody of Rocky and Bullwinkle fame. He’s small (12 pounds) so he fits into my single cab quite well and loves riding in the truck as well. He is a seat ornament since he likes to climb to the tallest part of his universe and he has one great asset: he doesn’t shed. He is a chic magnet around my dealerships and he knows it. If given the chance (and rarely ever is there one), he loves to explore the vehicle I’m working on. I hope he’ll be around awhile.
All I can say is this: There are few “easy” days in our trade. The work is tough, dirty and is fraught with frustration on almost every level. Your dog just doesn’t care if the glass is damaged, incorrectly ordered or even fits. The TPAs and the Belron merger mean absolutely nothing to them. All that matters is that they get some attention and, of course, some food.
As I am pecking this out on my keyboard, I have company. Bogey is laying down alongside the computer desk. Peabody keeps running back into my office checking to see if I am still where he left me. Despite being in the auto glass business, I still feel rich. However, if it were up to these aforementioned “best” friends of mine, they would have wanted me to go into the sausage business instead.
